战场墨菲法则【二】转！（1 / 2）

70. Whenever you have penty of ammo， you never miss. Whenever you are oh er is that the troops don't knoer for the job ases.

啤酒数计算法：三十七人，每人两瓶，共要四十九箱。

89. Body count Math > 3 guerrias pus 1 probabe pus 2 pigs equas 37 enemies kied in action.

歼敌数计算法：三名游击队员加一个可能再加两只猪，本次战斗共毙敌三十七人。

90. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is ats you to outfank him.

如果你的侧翼迂回进行的很顺利，是因为敌人正期待着你从侧翼接近他们。

100. Density of fire increases proportionay to the curiousness of the target.

你越是感到好奇的目标就越危险。

101. Odd objects attract fire never urk behind one.

奇怪的物体吸引炮火－不要躲在这种东西后面。

103. The sefimportance of a superior is inversey proportiona to his position in the hierarchy as is his deviousness and mischievousness.

长官的自大程度与他的官职成反比还有他的不值得信任程度和有害程度。

104. There is ay unti you broadcast on an unsecured channe.

在你使用不安全的频道发布之前，敌人都不会监听你的无线电频率。

107. Whenever you drop your equipment in a firefight， your ammo and grenades aan be found for a fied probem， then it is usuay a stupid soution.

如果一个战场上的问题只有一种解决方案，这一定是个愚蠢的方案。

115. What gets you promoted from one rank gets you kied in the next rank.

在低军衔能让你升官的行为会在新军衔杀死你。

116. If orders can be misunderstood they er in a hurry take a nap.

军官总是在你犯错误时出现。